Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
by anonymous March 8, 2024
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Get the NIGGERBOY DELUXE mug.A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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It's embarrassing enough that you took your typewriter to the coffee shop. Why did it have to be the shitty Galaxie Deluxe model?
by typewriterfanatic February 25, 2014
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Get the Deluxe Chicken Sandwich mug.Reggie: let me get that double seaweed DELUXXEE
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f
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