D on The C 

Exact meaning:Deuce on the clock.

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.
Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.
Clock means clocked in at work.
Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a d on the c.
Took a d on the c in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.
Taking a d on the c in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.
Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major d on the c.

D on The C by @AKADonaldTrump February 28, 2011

F'd in the pants! 

(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!

Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"

F'd in the pants! by Scott el Camino October 31, 2010

I'd plow the field 

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it

Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?

I'd plow the field by I'd Plow Jessica's Field July 21, 2009

f'd in the a 

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.

1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.

f'd in the a by Vincent May 16, 2004

D in the V 

man code for when you put the dick in the vagina.

-what's up bro what are you up to tonight?

--nothin much. Just goin over to my lady's to put

the D in the V.

D in the V by BigNorm October 29, 2009

I'd eat the corn out of her shit 

A term used when describing the hotness of a female or to describe an extreme need for food.

1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006