Crispy face

The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin.
I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face
by mouthstrippers May 13, 2011
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Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 07, 2020
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Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.
Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"
by DigBick@23 April 28, 2016
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crispy sauce

How do you like the haircut?

So crispy sauce.
by Heufsch April 04, 2022
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crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."
by Crispy Brittany September 25, 2017
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DrispY CrisPY

The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles
Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night
by DrispY March 06, 2022
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Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 11, 2011
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