The act of inserting an entire goat into the human rectum repeatedly as a punishment for poor performance in an otherwise unrelated activity.
I got goat barned last week in fantasy football when Jonathan Taylor hung 5 touchdowns on the Bills.
by BugJohnJr December 7, 2021
Get the Goat Barnmug. by Mnj85 June 22, 2021
Get the Buldge barnmug. kayce barnes is a self centred cunt that thinks he owns the world, cheats on every girl and blames it on his mental health. the ugliest man anyone would ever see, nobody likes kayce barnes.
by ✂️✂️ July 15, 2023
Get the kayce barnesmug. A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.
A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.
by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013
Get the Barnes' Girlfriendmug. Hey (Johny) wanna go to the booby barn? I heard your mom was gonna be there. *laughter* Johny: "I hate you."
by woahbust October 24, 2020
Get the booby barnmug. A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023
Get the Barnes and Noblemug. Jacob Barnes is a very good man. His good friends are Graham, Landon, Levi, MacKenzie, and McKenna. He is crazy when it comes to Coco Puffs. He doesn’t really like art class to much. He is athletic and is good at basically every sport.
by ur mom!!:) April 21, 2022
Get the jacob barnesmug.