Toilet Tennis 

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.

Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.

Toilet Tennis by Onlydog January 4, 2019

Night Tennis 

The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.

Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”

Night Tennis by NightTennisBoi April 13, 2019

turd tennis 

When two people line their assholes up facing
each other, and one poops into the others
asshole, and then the other person poops
right back into the first asshole, and this goes
back and forth for as long as they want.

Bob: "Me and this girl play turd tennis
regularly."

turd tennis by Yo_yo mom December 6, 2022

Kiss a tennis player day 

It's a National kiss a tennis player day, it's happening on every month's 1st day.

guy 1: Oh, it's a new month again
guy 2: hell yes, it's kiss a tennis player day!

Kiss a tennis player day by themightyRRR December 19, 2019

bed tennis 

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

bed tennis by genius677 September 5, 2015

The Russian Tennis Geyser 

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

The Russian Tennis Geyser by puebner May 24, 2014

cock tennis 

A game that surprisingly doesnt involve much tennis.
It involves 2 players, and you take it in turns to put your cock in each other's mouth, the first person to gag loses the point, and you continue scoring to get to a full game.

Adam beat me at cock tennis last night.

cock tennis by McLovin Babeson May 16, 2008