Teeter

A name for an ex-boyfriend with an extremely small penis

Girl 1: hey, didn't you date that guy?
Girl 2: yeah, but we broke up because he's only 4 inches
Girl 1: damn, he's a teeter

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015

TeeHee

a rather annoying way to pass comment. often written online by geeks whilst the tug at their own privates. fish ridden is also an alternative.

Teeheeheeena!!!!! Uh, that wasn't funny Looooraaaa!!!

by general cuntalot September 6, 2009

teewee

Someone with a small weener. A word used to annoy your younger sister about her young boyfriend.

"Jeff always gets Amanda mad by getting on the phone and saying, "Your boyfriend has a teewee."

by Cat November 26, 2004

dita von teese

Very ugly model who got a famous boyfriend and thus some exposure. Stripper who can not dance. Steals routines, ideas, outfits and basically everything from old performers and tries to claim that they are her own. Is proud of the fact that the military painted her picture on bombs that kill children.
Bascially your average white trash silicone gold digger.

Example: Takes credit and claims to be the maker of elaborate stage outfits that are actually designed by the very talented burlesque godess Miss Catherine D'Lish.

by Darling April 19, 2004

high speed teepee chase

when you meet your friends.....dive into bushes....get someones house really good and then go to get another persons house but a car drives by and says "what are you guys doing" and you say, "not you" and then they chase you around and you go uhp this hill and you and your friend trip and roll down a prickley hill and loose your glasses in pitch black....and then some guy pulls uhp and says, "get in the car" and says you fucking teepeed my house and you say you didnt but then you found out what you though was your friends house was actually the guys house and while trying to hide from them you scrape uhp our knee and then you go to the guys house and take down all the toilet paper and move it to the next house over which is actually your friends house and you get the house really good......and you never stop talking about that day!!!

"get in the car"
"what"
"get the fuck uhp, and get in the car"
"what are you talking about"
"you fucking teepeed my house"
"no we didnt"
"yes you did stop lying"
"wait where do you live"
"the last house on cheyenne"
"ohhhhhh, we thought your house was our friends"
"well it's not"
"sorry"
haaaaaa that was a high speed teepee chase

by kickass and redmist <3 April 25, 2010

teeter totter

1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.

by Brandon B. October 15, 2003

beaver teefer

1. One who is so attractive he can teef any girls beaver from them
2. A man who has genital sex with some guys girlfriend

Guy 1: o my god im gunna kill the bastard who had sex with my gf
Guy 2: Yea, he's a real beaver teefer

by Nick Fappiano August 10, 2006