The Teddy Tickler

When you are banging a girl and the dog comes up and licks your asshole

Dude, i was bangin this chick and her dog gave me The Teddy Tickler

by Skeletor33 October 24, 2008

torch teddy

A person that would rather smoke weed than be in a relationship.

Savannah would rather smoke weed than go out with me. Such a fucken torch teddy.

by FrankieDawg June 4, 2011

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

Teddy Penis

a boy/guy with a small penis as to where it looks like he doesn't have one.

Omg! Becky did you see Charlie's teddy penis?!
I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.

by Karen O June 27, 2006

teddy bear

A man who is obese and has a body hair problem.

That guy looks like a real teddy bear, go figure.

by Witchdoc6146 July 19, 2010

Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.

Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time

by SoapyHose June 19, 2006

telly

A party at a hotel where it includes alcohol and drugs. Usually Teenagers do it.

Man 1- Let's have a telly for Jordan's B-day

Man 2- I'm Down. I'll have my cousin buy the drinks.

by charleeeene June 27, 2008