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technologaholic

Someone who is incessantly on foursquare, twitter, facebook or other social networking media to the point of social devolution. Smart phones such as iPhones, Droids and Blackberries often use apps to stay connected on a 24/7 basis.
Dinz2 is always tweeting, facebooking, foursquaring, etc, and is a case example of a technologaholic.
by TheDump January 25, 2011
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technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?
My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?
by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015
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Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.)

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is the process of storytelling through multiple screens. In order to get the full story the audience is required to to watch various devices such as a TV, computer and or phone etc.
Because today's youth is so electronically advanced, Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is a modern approach to teaching.
by Jacamo's Dad April 11, 2016
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years
me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!
by Quixand November 3, 2017
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Technologically Disabled

When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.
My grandma is so technologically disabled she can’t even use the TV.
by KingCool99 November 19, 2017
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Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.
I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!
by Panmata January 25, 2018
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