tart kart

Also known as the short bus. Insulting the bus that mentally handicapped kids ride to school.

Did you see the kids getting out of the tart kart this morning.

by Zack April 10, 2005

pop tart

a high class girl who lacks mental capacity.
flaky on the outside, not much on the inside

#1 "yo who was that hottie you were talkin to last night at the bar?"

#2 "hottie??? lol she was, until she started talking. so dumb i cant believe she could walk and talk at the same time"

#1 " HA! what a pop tart"

by DCinc September 19, 2009

Pop Tart

A boy or girl that is 12-19 years old. Can be used to refer to a typical teenager. The only thing that most kids of the latter age know how to do is cook instant noodles and pop tarts.

That pop tart doesn't even know how to cook and she wants to get married? What a loser.

by bigrigcalibear August 17, 2012

Queef Tart

n. An annoying mammal who consistantly queefs and covers it up. Also refered to ask queef brains, fuck tarts, or queef bags, a queef tart is someone (mainly female) who would refere to her friends as bitches. Not a plesent person to be around.

Me- "For real stop being such a queef tart!"
Her- "I'm not bitch!"

by Ryan Manariol February 09, 2010

tart in a bottle

Slang term for Newcastle Brown Ale

"jesus christ, he's got the tart in a bottle out."

by GF May 01, 2005

apple tart

someone that is rubbish at carving pumpkins

"whoah, look at that pumpkin, i bet apple tart carved it"

by floraa September 24, 2009

car tart

a little skool girl who hangs bout up towwn wavin and shoutin at modified car drives as they do there laps of the town then wen the guy pulls over they hop in then wen he kicks them out they wait for the next one to come along and so on!

hi can me and my girls get in your and drive around for a while till our mate comes along!

by lou March 27, 2004