Man TV

A 50" or larger television. The typical man tv is a large plasma HDTV with surround sound. The more features, the more manly the tv is.

I can actually see the puck when I watch hockey on my man tv.

by hobrarian January 12, 2008

Spike TV

"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.

The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.

by jen September 07, 2004

internet tv

A new form of television that is way better and way more up to date than standard television. Instead of paying $100 for a cable package for nothing that is worth watching, try paying 49.99 a month for some high speed local broadband and you will get worth the money. Probably will replace standard cable and will be part of our TV's. You will get any show out there...you can watch Beavis and Butthead at 2 in the morning. Most of it's free and you don't have to pay premium service for quality porn.

I am watching Spongebob at 4 am with my new awesome internet TV.

by Kyle 230 February 10, 2010

peak tv

The time period (roughly 2014 to 2018) during which society has devoted the maximum possible amount of resources to production of original television programming.

"Era of Peak TV Continues With 487 Scripted Shows in 2017." (Wall Street Journal)

by uksglass February 20, 2018

TV fart

The popping noise made by a television from heat causing the plastic to expand.

"What the fuck was that?"
"That was a TV fart. The heat caused the plastic to expand, building up pressure that was just now released."

by Coaxke September 28, 2007

Bulk TV

A descriptive term that refers to television services sold at a discount to commercial properties. Satellite TV companies and cable tv companies both offer Bulk TV programming.

The sat center offers bulk tv programming to installations that need 20 or more TVs installed.

by MDU August 19, 2012

TV refugees

1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.

2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.

1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"

2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"

by Lex Sleuthor April 10, 2010