joy toilet

A "Joy Toilet" is a person who sucks the joy out of absolutely anything and everything around them. A bit like a black hole with light really.

It was worded and defined in Dav Pilkey's Netflix Series, "Captain Underpants." in the episode labeled, "The Vexing Villainy Of The Vile Vimpire."
"Laugh this off, Joy Toilet !" as George Beard pointed a Blisskrieg 2000 at the "Vimpire," which was earlier loaded with videos of people being hit in the face with loaves of bread - deemed funny enough to return the Vimpire back to normal student Jessica.
by dw8177 March 30, 2019
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Toilet Grenade

The same unintelligent man who made kitchen gun made the amazing toilet grenade. It cleans toilets but will also entirely destroy them. You pull the pin, take off the handle, throw it in the toilet, close the lid and in five seconds you can say goodbye to your toilet and possibly your life.

But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.
That man blew up his toilet with that new toilet grenade.
by I'm funny I swear March 24, 2021
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Toilet Gator

An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush hole in the bowl. Very Reclusive-usually only the tail is visible.
I can't go to the crapper. I am scared the toilet gator will get me.
by The Pirate of Pissants September 24, 2005
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Bomb the toilet

When someone or yourself take a big dump in the toilet causing a massive poop/fart smell that covers the toilet and other rooms nears the toilet to smell like poop/fart
'' sorry guys i bombed the toilet''

''did you bomb the toilet? ''
by ChozenWon February 20, 2016
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Toilet slut

Somone who either by choice or force takes possession of or consumes the shit or piss (preferably both) of another, whether it be down their throat, up their ass, or in their vagina usually done as an act of degradation. The person usually ends up enjoying the act.
Did you hear about what happened to Alex last night? He was a total toilet slut, the bitch loved it.
by Utter_garbage December 25, 2018
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Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.
1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)
by SDoodle June 28, 2016
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Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.
"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"
by fifthdiamonds September 03, 2018
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