A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.
That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.
by mangaby August 17, 2010
Get the Seagull swoopmug. Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.
What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!
by liedown February 21, 2010
Get the Swoopmug. Swoop the hardest Crip around the 47set who has abbs harder then he gang bangs very understanding and respectful great father his out look on life makes you thinks there is good out there
by 19mbird88 August 27, 2022
Get the Swoopmug. Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."
"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.
by Shin0bi June 4, 2014
Get the Condor Swoopmug. by oblythatguy1 March 7, 2024
Get the Swoopmug. A female or male you are in the talking phase with but there’s nothing serious going on in the relationship.
by 904Oniichan March 4, 2022
Get the Swoopmug. Asking a girl to "see" her phone, just so can put your number in it and call yourself. Therefore getting her number without asking for it.
by EyeEyeEye January 9, 2012
Get the Swoop and Dialmug.