Swoop dick

A mans ding dong that has a slite curve like a banana

Look at that swoop dick he has

by Wickles January 18, 2024

Swooped

Getting “Swooped” meaning talking to a person on their side to get them to out themselves

Johnny got Swooped by Swoop in her video

by Hqzard August 23, 2023

Swoop-a-doop

When you manipulate concrete to reach a few different levels

We're going to have to swoop-a-doop this shit to make it reach a few different levels

by T Wade Concrete November 6, 2020

Swoop

Noun. A high form of the dillettante class, a person who posts frequently on websites (or may actually moderate a forum) dedicated to the sport he/she purports to have a high skill / knowledge level in. Usually, he/she will "swoop" into a thread and offer stupid advice, or threaten to ban the thread entirely if it does not back up his anectdotal beliefs.

What a dick! Does this guy actually ride, or does he just sit around all day drinking mineral water, farting into his bib shorts, taking cheap shots at people who can ride circles around him? What a Swoop!

by liedown February 21, 2010

Seagull swoop

A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.

That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.

Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.

by mangaby August 17, 2010

Swoop

A female or male you are in the talking phase with but there’s nothing serious going on in the relationship.

Hey!? Are you and Jennifer dating?

Nah she’s just my lil swoop, we might kick it here and there.

by 904Oniichan March 4, 2022

Half moon swoop

A sex position in which the female, or bottom, is in a back bend position, while the man, or top, is on arial silks with and erect penis. He then swoops back and forth as he inserts his dick in the vagina or anus til climax.

The half moon swoop should never be attempted!

by That bottom bitch October 17, 2019