muddy submarine

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

by The Red October March 20, 2017

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canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

She was screaming when the Canadian Submarine was put in.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

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Yellow Submarine

When a person of Asian descent gives a blowjob in a bathtub

last night Xu Jiang Lim showed me her "Yellow Submarine" trick, the Beatles were playing in the background with no pun intended...

by Mezcal Fuelled November 20, 2017

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Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

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when they go low, we go submarine

A riff on when they go low, we go high. Meant to indicate an intent to respond to incivility or violence with GREATER incivility or violence. Gained popularity during the 2023 Titan submersible disaster.

Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high” but I think that's bullshit. I think that when they go low, we go submarine

by purplebackpack89 March 27, 2024

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