Stroking gun

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Catch a Stray

Short for "catching a stray bullet", sort of like a sneak diss.

Person A: John, you're as stupid as Jerry over there.

Jerry: What did I do to catch a stray like that?

by ItsBendem November 8, 2022

Stresslaxing

(v.) Being so stressed that relaxing makes you more stressed because you're not working on what's making you stressed.

Was gonna watch my favourite movie, but ended up stresslaxing...

by Iscara August 15, 2020

hose stretcher

a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service...some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end...

Battalion Chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

Probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter "laughs" haha

probie: whats so funny?

FireFighter-ur the hose stretcher probie

by IGFireFighter November 14, 2009

right out straight

Very busy. This term is used frequently and vigorously by residents of Maine, as observed by comedian Bob Marley.

"I've been right out straight tryin' to get the driveway cleared since the blizzard hit."

by gruverja May 1, 2008

Striped Sweater

A thing that is Best worn ALL THE TIME!!!!

Spongebob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" The best time to wear a stiped sweater is all the time, One with the collar, Turtle Neck, That's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)

by adogc95 December 8, 2010

Stay strapped or get clapped

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.

A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

by tommy2scoops April 5, 2020