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Steaming Tom 

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.
Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!
Steaming Tom by doomsDave October 10, 2008

Flying Towamencin steaming apple 

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.
Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!

Jim Sterling 

Basically? God. A 30-some year old British man who rose to power above God himself after he destroyed Steam Greenlight. You must always remember to thank Jim for a bountiful harvest before eating whatever crap you eat.

Sterling Bridge 

The battle where William Wallace kicked English ass:
The English charged across Sterling Bridge, where the Scots were waiting. The Scots charged the Sachsenach (Scotch Gaelic for english) from all sides, cutting their lines to pieces. The bridge broke under the weight of the retreating English soldiers. Humiliating defeat for England, triumph for Scotland.

Sterling Bridge by El_Haggis September 11, 2006

Stalingrad Maneuver 

In a male-female-male threesome, the first male attempts to penetrate the second from behind while the second is distracted with the female. Named after Hitler's attack in WWII.
Man, I only agreed to a threesome because she was so hot. I didn't realize he was going use the Stalingrad Maneuver on me. My ass still hurts.
Stalingrad Maneuver by Marty S. November 30, 2006

Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.