DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 24, 2011

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Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.

"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"

by VikingSanta January 20, 2018

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Related Words

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bahonka squee

the sound a horn makes

person 1: check out my horn dude horn: bahonka squee!

by jonathanprobablyisntgay January 29, 2018

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Cum squeegee

Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean

Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

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Lil’ Squeeky

something half norwegian and very freckly. never eats vegetables and loves animals and moths. has a overused yellow sweatshirt. it is super cool and lit fam and can be very spazzy.

person 1: have you seen a lil’ squeeky lately?
person 2: yeah, it’s the epic rapper.

norwegian translation:
1. person: har du sett en liten pip i det siste?
2. person: ja, det er den episke rapperen.

by tyrsqueeky June 26, 2020

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