silver squatter

A “silver squatter” is a parent(s) who run out of money and ask to move in with their kids and help take care of their children.

What’s up with Bill and Susie? Her mom and dad moved in. Silver squatters are cramping their style!

by Danno251 December 31, 2024

Playlist squatting

Playlist squatting is when users on YouTube duplicate existing playlists and deceptively insert their own unrelated videos to gain views on them.

I was just jamming to the latest Drake album, but thanks to playlist squatting, I ended up on a fuckin' hour-long Bitcoin lecture.

by watchbezel January 9, 2025

emotional squatting

When someone moves into your emotional space like it’s rent-free real estate, dumps all their unresolved childhood trauma in your living room, pisses on your peace, and calls it “being vulnerable.”
They expect full-time emotional labor, sympathy on demand, and spiritual room service — while giving absolutely nothing back.
You’re not a therapist, not their mom, not a fucking Airbnb for broken people. But somehow you ended up hosting their mental meltdown with a smile.

Every time Jenna breaks up with Kyle, she calls me crying at 2 a.m. like I’m her therapist. Bro, that’s emotional squatting.

by Timur Z April 4, 2025

gym squatter

someone who sits on a piece of equipment/machine, doom scrolling and NOT working out

I couldn’t get all of my work out in bc of the gym squatters

by Latttf April 16, 2025

Stornoway Squatter

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.

The Stornoway Squatter is still occupying the taxpayer funded residence! They must really enjoy living off the backs of other hardworking citizens.

by jennyt72 July 15, 2025

Bong-squatting

The action of filling yourself a bowl of ganja and then not taking a hit immediately after.

Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.

Hey Joel you shit pigeon stop bong-squatting

by Dsig Dinesh August 18, 2025

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025