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Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
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summer ting

A girl or a boy who date during the summer, normally breaking up after wards to go back home.
Girl:For you want to bring my boyfriend
Boy: Sure but only a summer ting I don't do long distance.
by Thomasbroo no.1 August 19, 2019
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summer brauch

the most loyal friend you will ever have, if you leave her, she is going to move on from your life because she will only stick with the people that actually care for her. She is beautiful, hilarious, goofy, but insecure, she doesn’t think high about her self and truly does not think she is all that great, but she is! No matter what she is doing or where she is, if a friend needs help she will help them, no matter what. If you’re not friends with Summer Brauch, I feel bad for you. (The Summer Brauch that goes to NBMS)
by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019
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Summer Jacket

A phrase to refer to a person who hasn’t been circumcised or never will
“Nigga you got a tiny dick.”
“Man you just mad I don’t have a summer jacket.”
What the fuck is that?”
Look it up in urban dictionary.”
by ratmeatyt February 10, 2021
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Spammer

I:Identifing spammers
II:How u can meet one
III:How to avoid

I:spammers are found on any email site including gmail and yahoo,but are found on other websites and games like ROBLOX,Minecraft servers(in particullary ones withought moderation) and others.
They can be classified in a) Pointless spammers,ussualy reformed from "guilds" of noobs,and dumb creatures having a primitive language called noobish which reffers in switching numbers with letters and spamming LOL and !!

b)comercial spammers(the scum of Earth) those are ussualy bots of a low end company that

spam ur email with commercial ads,and the best counter for about a day is to block them,

II:how u can meet one:this is an easy task on the comercial spammer but it is a bot,so the only spammer u can piss off is the pointless one,but u need to speak in nooobis for him to understand,like:LOLOLLOL!!!!!14411441 L3Av3 M3 Al0N3!!!!!! LOLOLOLOol!!l!!o!lo!l! Meaning "leave me alone",the spammer thinking ur from his kind,he will mabye leave u alone.

III:I told everyone how to avoid the comercial spammer,but the pointless one is smarter,having 20 alts to spam ur email or skipe,trying to rat ur PC or laptop.The best chance is to counterattack with a virus,bc he will have a chance of 80%to fall for it,ratting his pc/laptop,but some are smarter so if it continues to spam after u send his ownvirus,just don 't react ,he will get bored or will use a bot and forget,so a simple ban will be in the long game the win
I hate that spammer
by Asulsmallpp May 10, 2021
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Summertwo

When your significant other takes an exceptionally long time, like a full season, to get ready or finish whatever they are doing.

Adding at least two hours to any given time.
"I'll meet you at the pub in a summertwo."

"It will take me at least 30 minutes and a summertwo."
by Mad the Madnificent June 16, 2022
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beginless summer

(noun) a summer characterized by unusually cold temperatures and high levels of precipitation. See also: Portland, Oregon 2010
by KCPDX June 13, 2010
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