Sprite Cranberry

A nectar of gods, originally mention in the bible,
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry? -Jesus of Nazareth

by Patroneme January 11, 2019

Sprite delight

When you sound a McDonald’s straw down your urethra and spit sprite down the straw until you explode like sprite jizz volcano

Hey hon you think you could order McDonald’s and give me a sprite delight

by Skibidishart64 May 4, 2024

sprite cranjelly

the best person alive and also kinda emo

DUDE SPRITE CRANJELLY IS SO HOT OMG OMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMGOMG OMG OMGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

by himynameiselilol February 3, 2022

sprite

sprite hits different

friend one: sprite hits different you know?
friend two: how?

friend one:Its absolutely magical one of the greatest drinks on the planet created by the hands of the gods its beautiful and the second it touches your tongue it gives a sense of comfort and makes you feel safe it brings serenity to my mouth and makes me feel like I'm above the clouds looking at the world and basking in the glory of the sun it feels orgasmic as it enters my body and sends a shock through you like its cleansing you its absolutely 100% for sure the greatest drink known to man kind

sprite hits different.!

by CJM2005 October 19, 2020

Chug a sprite

Kill urself

*talking behind her back*

Sisi: Oh my gosh I hate Sana
Kaelynn: Yeah she should go chug a sprite

by 13r March 28, 2025

Sprite

To boil one's cum and put it in a bottle for someone to drink

Lebron: You wanna sprite?
Girl: You sleazebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JEWSUS CHRIS May 27, 2018

Sprite Burp

When you drink a sprite or Fanta or whatever and you burp and you feel that shit through your nostrils and can taste it in your nose.

I just drank some sprite cranberry and it was great *sprite burps*

by Javybaezfan December 6, 2018