spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

spread & wed

The only thing a beautiful girl has to do in this narcissist reality...

Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'

by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020

Spread Butcher

The action of a person displaying their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape.

Shazza round got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend

by belogicless September 29, 2020

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy

oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

by Papacito December 6, 2020

Spreader wives

The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.

1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy

2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?

3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "

by @stillwater172893 December 15, 2020

Spreadativity

The act of spreading cheeks…..and sometimes negativity….spreadativity

I’m on some spreadativity shit tonight man

by peepeebunzo January 22, 2022

cock spreader

one who touches/scratches his balls and then touches things

Guy 1 "That guy over there scratched his nuts and then touched the remote to the T.V"

Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"

Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"

by The nagger June 12, 2009