SpongeBob SquarePants

Who wants to watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
by BagOfGroceries May 01, 2019
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sexy Spongebob

To ejaculate onto a sponge and squeeze it over a lover whilst laughing hysterically
dude, my girl is such a fan that i gave laughed like an idiot and gave dat hoe a sexy spongebob
by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019
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Spongebob Syndrome

A male or female way beyond the age of 18 that chooses not to pursue bigger or higher things in life, but rather choose to settle for less. Not really thinking about the future, just simply being in the moment wasting time in a low paying job, rather than pursuing a better career.
Joey: Aye Phil I see you been at Mcdonalds for quite many years! Do you plan on possibly finding a better career? Your 35!
Phil: Nah, I'm used to working there! They pay me good! I'm fine right where I'm at.
Joey: But you get no benefits and the pay is actually very low. I mean are you at least a manager?!
Phil: Uhhh...no I just I been a fry cook for all the years I've worked there. Whats wrong with that?
Joey: What you mean, "Whats wrong with that your 35-years old! Move up in the company at least. (Well I guess he has a serious case of Spongebob Syndrome.)
by XxxKoleboyxxX March 21, 2022
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Spongebob Disease

It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
by ChildEater6964202121 March 02, 2023
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SpongeBob Moment

SpongeBob: Im going to commit various crimes
Person1: SpongeBob Moment!
by SpongeBlokeBritishPants May 17, 2022
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Spongebob out

To leave a place or situation using a silly method of distraction (i.e. The Spongebob dance) in order to make people not feel bad that you're leaving, usually when you're leaving them high and dry. The opposite of a French exit.
You have to work late?

Yeah, my boss came by, dumped a bunch of work on me and Spongebobbed out.

I heard the cops were coming to bust the party so I had to tell a joke and Spongebob out.
by Mad_woman October 24, 2013
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SpongeBob boxers

When a person's boxers are full of feces and urine making them Brown and yellow just like SpongeBob ( occasionally you might also find red just like his tie or white like his shirt
Haha look at him he has SpongeBob boxers
by Alex fagan November 06, 2019
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