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soul sponge 

A sponge of soul. Term used in a creative field or a profession.

1.) A soul parasite sometimes posing as a mentor. Forms a symbiotic relationship with younger hosts draining their life energy. Often a successful ivy league carrier individual with no talent.

2.) Your companies management who see you as naive and flaky, often laugh and remind you that your ideas will never work, then turn around and profit from them.

3.) producers, editors, creative directors, design partners
'I cant believe professor Nitwit stole your thesis project'
'I know! what a soul sponge'
soul sponge by HS-2000 July 4, 2009
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attention sponge 

Wilson is a nothing but an attention sponge,he wants people to talk about him all the time.
attention sponge by engfun November 12, 2015

ai_sponge 

An AI-Generated form of Spongebob Squarepants, where an AI attempts to create various episodes of the popular series, although ninty-percent of the time it derails into complete unhinged madness, covering topics that the original show would otherwise never cover in over a million years. It originally streamed on Twitch, but is now streaming on YouTube shortly after it's suspension.
Person 1: You won't believe what they're talking about in ai_sponge

Person 2: Let me guess, Spongebob's attempting CBT again?
ai_sponge by EvergreenDog June 2, 2023

Cut the Sponge 

When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.
Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning

Person 2: That's rough, buddy

dick sponge 

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.
She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.
dick sponge by Matt Sch September 4, 2005

Pillow Cum Sponge 

The pillow in your room that soaks up all the cum like a sponge. See also Pillow Cream.
The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?

boob sponge 

A sponge for your boob that you use when there is too much perspiration in between the boob crack.
Person 1: Hey girl, can I borrow your boob sponge? I'm feeling a little wet
Person 2: Yes, queen! Of course, personal hygiene is something you should value!
boob sponge by xxxcreamytentacion December 31, 2017