A lady (of sorts) that has had such a high intake of spunk that it no longer fits in her mouth and thus dribbles down her chin in a beard like fashion.
by Paul Johnston August 14, 2006
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1. Dick, cock, pecker, prick
2. Spunk that has been frozen so that a broad can suck it “off” on a hot summer day
2. Spunk that has been frozen so that a broad can suck it “off” on a hot summer day
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
Get the Spunk Sickle mug.When a women is so wringingly wet downstairs it makes a mess of her undergarments and runs down her legs.
by Hector McMadman January 7, 2012
Get the splunging mug.Being bored with normal cunnilingus, John decided to go spelunking.
When John's girlfriend recoiled in surprise, he had to stifle his laughter as he showed her how nice going spelunking could be.
When John's girlfriend recoiled in surprise, he had to stifle his laughter as he showed her how nice going spelunking could be.
by fanofdisco2 November 27, 2011
Get the going spelunking mug.The spunk doodle was first invented by Rolf Harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some ejaculate onto a piece of paper following a wank. The spunk ascertaining to a spunk doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, shit. Rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the July 2005 bodily fluids expo. If you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with ejaculate) adressed to
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
JACKSON BOLLOCK - Post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable ejaculation
WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische
STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count
SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee
ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.
PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape
WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische
STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count
SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee
ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.
PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape
by Finesilver January 11, 2005
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