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spider-man 2

one of the best games/movies ever. Highly addictive!
Man I wanna fucking play spider-man 2 bitch!
by Josh P September 6, 2004
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Clock Spider

The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.

It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
by Sendion August 20, 2003
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black widow spider

a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd
i got bit by a black widow spider.....Confucius say youre fucked
by nate big sexy September 5, 2008
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Spider Stain

When a man releases his left over semen through piss onto a girls face
Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"

Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."
by nastynutsac June 8, 2009
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sniper no sniping

On video games this means stop sniping which is usually said when aggravated. Usually used by gamers.
Someone won't stop scoping you and you say sniper no sniping!
by Deamklox October 11, 2014
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christmas sniper

That person that gets you an xmas gift unexpectedly, and you didn't get them a gift. its why you carry generic gifts around at xmas time.
Dude 1, merry xmas, here I got you something.
Dude 2, oh snap, I have your gift in the car, let me go get it.
Dude 3 near your car, good thing you had that gift, that tool is a christmas sniper.
by Jacy C December 22, 2008
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Jizz Spider

A fictional spider used as an explanation for why there is jizz on someones face when they wake up.
"Why do I have jizz on my face?!?!" "Don't worry the house is fully of Jizz Spiders, one must have crawled on your face last night"
by beatyourfish April 7, 2010
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