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Fiery Sphincter

A mans sphincter that has been made love to excessively and so is "fiery" and "raw" from the constant friction.
When I had finihsed with Ed he had a Fiery Sphincter!
by echo64 July 15, 2007
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Sphincter Licker

Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.
A man who enjoys licking ass whether male or female, is a Sphincter Licker.
by Casey_Australia October 13, 2008
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Sphyncphony

Pronounced: "Ss-fink-fonee"

A distinctly intricate compound fart, characterised by an extended succession of harmonious 'trump' elements in an unusual composition. Comprises of more than three individual tones, which when blended together audibly- form a piece of gaseous music from one's anal passage.

A difficult skill to master, involving the contraction and controlled blowing of the anus. Usually apparent after ingestion of pro-methane-production food stuffs, such as Protein Shakes, JRAC Food or the consumption of solid effervescent tablets.

When more than one "Sphyncphony" is played from several anii (anus, plural) , this is commonly known as an Orchestral Sphyncphony, or a fucking smelly disaster.

An unforgiving volume of odour-rich methane gas is usually a bi-product of a Sphyncphony. Volumes of gas have been recorded to fill a 5 person bedroom.

Repels all female species and may be used as a room-mate deterrent.
After a succession of farts, *Laughs* "Holy shit, that was a Sphyncphony! A LOVE IT"

"I need a trump..." *performs sphyncphony and pisses off Rick* - "You smelly bastard"!

"Pull my finger..." *tugs left index finger* - cries with laughter due to sphyncphony.
by Typical Chris January 13, 2013
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sphincta

"My sphincta is flaming after that shit"
by parrot112231 June 15, 2009
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sphinctermeter

The part of the anus that manages the delicate flow of waste which differentiates and carefully selects what shall pass based on it's current state - whether it be in solid, liquid or gas form. This phenomenal muscle is highly used when diarrhea is present and the person is unsure if there is a liquid or gas eager to exit from the anus. In many instances it allows gas to expel while delicately holding back a tsunami of molten fecal matter. During moments of constipation however it remains unused.
Josh: Dude the other day I was at the movies and I had some major diarrhea. Luckily my sphinctermeter let me release gas from my bowels while keeping back the mother load of explosive goo.

William: Dude that's disgusting. Did you eat something bad?

Josh: Your wife's chili.
by Dirty Burrito February 9, 2019
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I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss
by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
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sphincter slap

after taking part in anal sex, while the anal hole is still wide open and raw, a quick slap is applied to the sphincter hole
"After I busted, I pulled out and gave her a sphincter slap right on her hole and she started to sream
by DOnald July 23, 2003
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