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Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals
Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter
by McSkeet September 15, 2011
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skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.
I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him
by jageerox September 12, 2015
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speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.
TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.
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sweeter tweeter

Have you heard that Jen and Sam slept together? She says he has a big sweeter tweeter
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speeder leader

A vehicle you can follow that goes a much higher speed then you and will help trigger the radar so you won't be the one caught speeding.
** If it wasn't for speeder leaders I'd have a ton of speedy tickets!
** Good thing I had a speeder leader, there were a lot of cops out today.
by shallister August 25, 2017
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skeeterkiss

They gave me the worlds nicest skeeterkiss
by Kent slang😱 August 29, 2017
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Skeeter

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.
“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”
by Jamie’s taylor May 3, 2018
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