soled out

The freshest sneaker store in Canada.

I'm going to get dipped at Soled Out.. you wanna come cop some sneakers?

by soledoutsneakers September 1, 2006

Smolest

Vewy smol

Huminbirb is the smolest birb in existence

by Flipity lopities December 23, 2018

Scoled

When someone grabs your balls too hard

Man, I just got scoled by that chick for calling her fat.

by physco steve October 5, 2009

near soiled experience

A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.

I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.

by saharadryhumor December 25, 2014

smole

A ridiculously Small or large creature
looks like a mouse...
female Smoles are usually ginger and small whereas male smoles are usually very tall and blonde

they can also be made into clothes but if they are the clothese are automatically called a "Shmole Shkin Shweater" no matter what it actually is

"OH MY GIDDY AUNT! i think i just saw a smole run into my maths class!"

"OH DEAR LORD! i can see a smole coming through the door!"

by Oli a smole lover indeed October 3, 2006

solemn state

Individual who shows no emotion. Also known as a solemn gollum.

"Look at that solemn state, he's not even laughing at the jokes."

by Jenesis September 17, 2004

Soiletheus

The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.

According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.

Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.

"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).

"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)

by Pierre July 27, 2005