Soda Can

The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".

Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!

by Red-Raven June 25, 2004

Soda Poppin

Soda Poppin in the act of taking a flaccid penis and inserting it into the part of a 2 liter bottle you drink from. Some will fit easily while others will have to be squeezed in. You then make yourself get an erection. As soon as you are erect, you pull the bottle away from your penis, which makes you come instantly because of the intense friction.

He spent his entire Saturday night soda poppin.

by Tbro April 2, 2015

Soda Ranger

The product of mixing two or more Sodas together

Bill: should I have Sprite or coke?
Mary: both make soda ranger

by Autumbagel November 5, 2016

Soda Chest

The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.

Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."

by xBigg_Mike February 23, 2019

soda pile

A pile of empty, crushed up beers. First used in the skate film Soda Pile (2018).

Damn, I hope the cops don't see that soda pile.
Damn skate kids left this soda pile here and now I got to clean it up.

by strobeck June 1, 2018

hood soda

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.

Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!

by Devveyovich July 12, 2017

Soda air

The small distance between your mouth and the soda and you're like ready for the drink to hit ya mouth but all you get is soda air and a huge cough

That was so funny I chocked on my soda air

by Big furry penis March 4, 2019