"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"
by JLR1985 July 11, 2012
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Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017
Get the Cooch Sneeze mug.A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015
Get the Lombard Sneeze mug.Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
by Loller4429 October 2, 2016
Get the Constipation Sneeze mug."Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
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"I had to change my pants in the car"
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"I had to change my pants in the car"
by Wawumba July 3, 2015
Get the Sneezing squidward mug.by Erilar October 29, 2014
Get the Chocolate Sneezes mug.When you yell too loud for too long before and or after you sneeze, generally to annoy or amuse people
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