Small microwave

when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog

Dude I totally small microwaved last night

by Adolf drippler February 4, 2022

Piggie Smalls

Piggie Smalls was Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson's pig through out their monarch mind controlled relationship.

"Pete, have you seen Piggie Smalls anywhere?"

"No, I didn't fry any bacon today."

by WarKnees October 22, 2018

small schlong

A small di-

Person 1: Yo that guy has a small schlong
Person 2: Yeah

by Ball$ack100 August 1, 2023

Small-rooming

When your boss takes you to a small room to give you a private ticking off or bollocking.

I came in twenty minutes late this morning and got small-roomed!

You had five pints in your lunch break? You're gonna get small-roomed!

The boss just small-roomed that new temp and she stormed out!

I wish the boss would small-room that lazy guy.

Called in sick and then went down the pub but got spotted. I'm expecting a small-rooming when I go back.

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 14, 2009

Small Shop

When people go shopping for one or two definitive items and only browse two or three certain shops they know that item will be in then leave quickly and swiftly.

i only need a small shop.

by LIZZNESS5 October 27, 2010

small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done

Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!

by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021

small forward

a versatile forward who is effective outside the key as well as near the net in the basketball court.

Fan 1: can you see that player is much taller than the others in the team.
Fan 2: yes it's because he is a small forward he can shoot from a long distance.

by Down tight April 7, 2017