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Slipper

The most powerful weapon in the universe, first weaponized by the Asians before physics was invented. It is capable of both short and long range devastation, and in the old days it could even be finessed through time and space. It also doubles as fashionable footwear and as such, is very easy to deploy quickly if you know what you are doing.
You got a B in math?

yeah, wh-OH GOD PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THE SLIPPER
by Steven He's Biggest Fan March 16, 2022
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poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper
Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper
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Mom's Slipper

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.
"What caused that bruise in your face?"

"Mom's Slipper."

"I see."
by MrRedflick October 3, 2018
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Slipper

It's an indoor and outdoor footwear that
is a roofless shoe with straps to slide in
each your toes separating the big toe
from the 4 other toes, also helps
preventing germs from passing through
the skin from your feet and cause fetal
diseases coming from your feet.
Have you seen my brand new Louis Vuitton slippers??
by ariannasfff January 17, 2022
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Ruby slippers

The lips of a vagina after a nasty hump
Her vagina was like a pair of ruby slippers after a night with Mandingo
by Redis12 June 14, 2011
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Slipper

A double entendre, referring to a person you enjoy sleeping with, but would never be seen outside with.
Slippers feel cozy inside, but you wouldn’t be seen outside in them.
You get it?
Will: Is Jakub bringing that girl out with us tonight?
Dopinder: nah, she’s a slipper

Dre: I’m going to a chicks house after work
Shane: which one?
Dre: the Slipper

Kubz: I saw Aaron out with a slipper last night
Ryan: what did he do when he saw you?
Kubz: he started running
by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025
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Crisco Slipper

A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.
I totally prank john last night I gave him a Crisco slipper and he didn't even wake up
by YungSyphilis March 4, 2022
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