slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015

sleeping cage

An honest description of a baby crib.

OK baby, want to go in your sleeping cage for a nappy?

by BrocktonDave July 11, 2017

Sleeping Peter

A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.

Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.

by Ctown217 June 10, 2018

Slesping

A popular competitive activity from 1946-1976 founded by Frankie Johnson.
Rarely remembered today due to the non specific activity involved.
See also "ssss" "the Super Secret Slesping Society"

I was always good at Slesping, even from a young age.

by Dak88 January 25, 2019

Slapping water

The definition of slapping water is swimming typically performed by swimmers

Let’s go slap some water slapping water

by Retnuh snomlas January 13, 2020

sleeping in the fire

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are

Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire

by mauzer48 April 13, 2020

Slapping ass month

In October people are allowed to go around slapping people’s ass’s and not get in trouble so girls/guys can slap each others ass’s

“Omg Jake Tyler just slapped my ass” - Anna
“Welp it’s October which means it’s slapping ass month”- Jake

by Gothgirlcliche October 6, 2020