one who resembles a beaver; is very rude and STUPID; smells of fish tacos; hateful and stressed out all the time, yells and pops eyes out at stressful idividuals. most of the time, theyre sweaty, leaving visable salt on their clothing. originated in the zulu territory of germany.
by lkkkk pussy October 8, 2009
Get the le sirmug. by Phobia Girl June 25, 2009
Get the Mr Sirmug. A naive altruist. A man who has archaic notions about women. He operates under the delusion that women are the weaker sex and therefore must be supported and defended from harm by him. He will support and defend women to his own detriment
Sir - The knight in shining armor coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress and filled with chivalric notions about women.
Captain - steering the financial ship - Providing all monetary support to a woman or women and their children.
Sir - In Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote - Quixote believes that he is an errant knight. He has delusional fantasies of rescuing fair Dulcinea and woos her. In reality, Dulcinea is a scullery maid named Aldonza. She is a self-proclaimed prostitute that has been with every guy in town.
Captain - The Captain would marry and support the town whore and help her raise her illegitimate children while she is banging every other guy in town behind the Captain's back.
Sir - The knight in shining armor coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress and filled with chivalric notions about women.
Captain - steering the financial ship - Providing all monetary support to a woman or women and their children.
Sir - In Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote - Quixote believes that he is an errant knight. He has delusional fantasies of rescuing fair Dulcinea and woos her. In reality, Dulcinea is a scullery maid named Aldonza. She is a self-proclaimed prostitute that has been with every guy in town.
Captain - The Captain would marry and support the town whore and help her raise her illegitimate children while she is banging every other guy in town behind the Captain's back.
by forget-it January 5, 2008
Get the Sir-Captainmug. Derives from ancient Arabic philosophy, which describes an undiscoverd genius, with an acute sense of creative flair with an adundance of talent. It also describes someone who kisses up to mods in NFSunlimited.net on a regular basis, a bit of a know it all, but really a noob.
by Sir Ibi April 2, 2005
Get the Sir Ibimug. defining one who will do anything for his friends..
when they see each other they say rhyme something with good sir... sometimes they use Good man
when they see each other they say rhyme something with good sir... sometimes they use Good man
by Jarid "Fro Beatness" Jermaine July 20, 2006
Get the Good Sirmug. 
the name given to the penis of any guy you sleep with in hopes of making them feel special and empowered in relation to their package.
"baby, i'm naming him Sir Winston because he's so big I just want to bow down to him"
"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
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