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Simian Strike

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.
That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore
by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021
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Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.
"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"
by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021
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Samira

Samira is hot emo sexy girl, that’s all
Samira is so sexy and emo
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Symiracle

Someone that’s toxic but denies it, a very caring person but do not like to express feelings, has a very small circle so if you a friend be lucky.
Symiracle is a very toxic person
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simidagwi

Hottest black woman alive
SIMIS BEST FRIEND IMANI IS HIT
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1. That girl Simidagwi is pretty
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Smira

Eversmiling
Smira is very creative and talented
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Simera

Simera's are outgoing, friendly, chill people who generally get along well with everyone. They tend to be the love guru of the group, although they can never find a boyfriend themselves. Shes the annoying friend that's into astrology and has a good sense of humor. If you find a Simera, buy her McDonald's
"Hey did you hear about that new catchphrase going around?"

"Yeah, it goes 'Don't pass the baby through the window, it'll come out like one rogue'. Simera came up with that!"

"Wow, she's so wise!"
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