the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

Web-Slinging

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.

"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."

by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006

Slingshot Facial Houdini

When your banging shorty from behind just after you bust your load tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around pull the condom off and by using the condom in slingshot fashion shoot her in the face with the load remember fellas the eye is extra points!

my bitch likes me to be spontaneous so i give her slingshot facial houdini's for breakfast

by Senor B July 24, 2006

Westmont Slingshot

Upon reaching climax during fellatio, the man places his left leg firmly against the woman's thigh and yells "make it stop!" Then, he rapidly extends his leg, firing the woman into the wall, or whatever happens to be behind her.

This chick was giving me head, and it felt so good that I executed the Westmont Slingshot. She ended up in the bathtub.

by SSWN, LHE June 11, 2006

alabama slingshot

The Alabama slingshot is the sexual act in which the male spins or twists his testicles clockwise into a tightly wound spring loaded flesh mechanism while recieving oral sex from a hopefully young and hot female. Upon either reaching orgasm or pulling out, he angles his hips back, and releases his spring loaded flesh trap so that it slingshots into the womans face, giving her a testicular whipping.

"Man, did you hear what Bear did to that fugly drunk bitch last night? That drunk bitch got the Alabama slingshot"

by Tarbosh McNasty May 21, 2008

singapore sling

A sweet alcoholic drink usually made with gin, Benedictine, cherry brandy, Cointreau, pineapple juice,fresh lime juice, grenadine, bitters

Also the name of a movie.

I had Singapore slings at the party last night

by TriciaC January 3, 2007

razor-siping

Manufactured lateral slices in the sole of a shoe which flex open when walking. Usually extant to provide wet-surface traction.

Keen footwear, New Balance footwear, and Vibram FiveFingers all have razor-siping on their soles.

by Evan Sharp May 16, 2008