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a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.
-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...
by maks July 23, 2004
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shawn

simply a pretty boy....
thinks to himself that he is WAY COOL and secretly he is

really bad a rock, paper, scissors
need work with 7 hand poker too ;)
Girl 1: He is such a shawn!
Girl 2: I know, but he is so hot, I want him!
by lets86that January 6, 2008
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Shawn

A name that may be the most altered one-syllable name in the English language.

Not only does it originate from a different name that still exists (John), but it also contains the most alternative spellings for a one-syllable word, including: Shaun, Sean, and Shon.

The name can also be altered by adding random words or sounds at the beginning, such as: Keyshawn, Marshawn, Deshawn. *A note to parents: Extreme care should be used when using these variants as people will expect your child to be a great athlete if given a name like this.

Shawn also crosses the gender line, as one may find women with the same name. For female names, variants can be made by adding syllables to the end of words, making Shawn into Shawna or Shondra .
Shawn looked at his Starbucks cup to see that the barista managed to mispell his name again.
by One of many Shawn's February 6, 2010
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scown

a word for "moron"

originally used in the movie Avatar, and most Avatar geeks use it.
"Dont stir it like that, you scown!"

"This scown will never learn."
by AmerikcanCheezz May 23, 2010
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shawnee high school

A school in south jersey in which at least 75% of the student body is high on drugs or drunk, all the time. Everyone in the school except maybe the frosh knows who sells the dime bags or even a quick fix of smack or meth. Death threats and robbery are commonplace as well as faculty molestation of students. AKA "Heroine High". Shawnee is also big for pill poppin white trash sleep with anyguy whores. Shawnee often finds itself kickin the shit out of Cherokee High School. on a good day, more drugs are sold in Shawnee high school than in northeast philly.
2005
Shawnee Football - 21
Cherokee Football - 0
by Shawnee Football June 11, 2006
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Shawn Kemp

(1)A basketball player who begins his career as a promising player, but deteriorates into a pathetic fat slob.

(2) Crackhead who has twenty children with twenty different women.
Shawn Kemp used to be good until he left the Sonics. Now he's a fat crackhead.
by SooN July 1, 2003
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Shawn

The bad boy, and ladies man. He grew up with a rough past with his father, and has a soft heart inside.
Nickname(s)
Shawnie (by Cory and Chet)
Shawnie-Boy
Mongo (by Cory)
The Cherry Bomb Mailbox Killer (BMW; "The Fugitive")
Merl (by Cory and Stacey)
Potsie (by Cory and Chubbie)
Veronica Wasboiski (as a female)
Mr. Loyalty (by Mr. Fontaine)
Ace (by Maya)
by What Gone Stephanie What January 7, 2017
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