Talk Shat

Past tense of talking shit.

"I used to talk shat about Mia before I realized how cool she was."

"Back when you were still shat talking Jeremy, I thought he was a jerk too..."

by Ellbee April 9, 2009

Shat up

The most annoying and irritating way possible to tell someone to be quiet. Often used by irrelevent bitches who think they’re being funny but no one likes them. Usually followed by silence and dirty looks and sometimes a removal from a group chat.

john: so i was at the park the other day and saw a dog and it was...
patricia: sHaT uP
*john has removed patricia from the chat*

by thenotirrelevantbitch May 8, 2018

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

shat van

(n.) The original vehicle utilized for shatting; also the origin of the activity shatting because its large size could accomodate road cones, traffic barrels, lawn jockeys, and other miasma. Originally a maroon 1991 Plymouth Voyager.

Patrick: Let's go shatting tonight.
Ketan: Alright, but I have to get gas in the shat van.

by The Tree Gremlins (Ketan Branch) December 29, 2005

shat

1. when one farts so hard they shit their pants
2. to shit ones pants

there was a farting competition and angie's friend shat himself

by samtina December 28, 2005

shat

to describe something was cool or not very cool.
or perhaps an expression of discouragement.
or of course the classic new and hip term of saying shit.

yeah shat that was cool!!!
yeah shat that was not cool!!!
oh shat i lost my fork!!!

by whitney April 22, 2003

shat mghandi

Used instead of the word shit. Only known by Adolf and Che...

Holy SHAT MGHANDI did you just see thst fat kid with the mole, stretch marks who lives near the scatty pub. Man he needs a diet, not a relationship. I mean it, he was HUGE!!!!!

by Che Guevara & Adolf Hitler October 13, 2006