lawn shark 

Any miscellaneous item lying on the lawn that gets in the way while you're mowing. After you run the item over pieces of it may attempt to "bite" you as they're spat out the sides of the mower. This item could be anything from a golf club to trash that your neighbor plucked off his lawn and threw onto yours.

Herman: Hey, have you seen Collin's leg?
George: No, why? What happened?
Herman: He ran over an extension cord while he was mowing the lawn last night. It got stuck in the mower and started whipping around, cut up his leg really bad.
George: Gotta watch out for those damn lawn sharks!

lawn shark by J. Arnier November 25, 2007

Dingo Shark

noun; A highly dubious cover story.

Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.

Dingo Shark by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009

Jew Shark 

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.

The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.

Jew Shark by NNNCO December 8, 2010

Sugar Shark 

Noun. A young male homosexual searching for a rich, older gay man to take care of him.

Eric is never going to find a guy because he's such a sugar shark.

Sugar Shark by SuprM4n June 10, 2015

Giant Flying shark 

The Giant flying shark is a shark that roams around attacking airplane bound for the U.S. With no officials size measured, official have estimated the shark to be the size Puerto Rico. It can be found in the cool climate of the thermosphere and mainly eats clouds. It is known to attack aircraft just for the heck of it.

I was coming back from France when i looked out the airplane window and saw a fucking giant flying shark eat a AirFrance plane.

Giant Flying shark by lucky survior February 27, 2009

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him 

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him by Harry Sargent August 15, 2008

Shit-Shark 

The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.

Bill- "That was a great shit-shark! Hopefully we can do it again sometime?"
Sarah- "I don't think so, my head is bruising."

Shit-Shark by Mr. French May 24, 2012