mid-session flush

Something you SHOULD do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else's) toilet

wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.

by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 26, 2010

Feel Good Session

The part of jacking off that feels the best right before you blow your load

Guy: Kyle's feel good session lasted an hour!

Girl: Really?

Guy: Yah

by Kyle Hicks January 3, 2006

Session 1242 Effect

after watching an Oakley ski video the viewer is always aware of the time when it is 12:42

this is known as the 1242 effect

'hey man you got the time?'
'yeah its like 18 minutes to 1'
OMGZZZ its the session 1242 effect

by newschoolersjib July 7, 2010

Morning Chief Session

When people collaborate in the morning and vape.

As billy hit his vape he knew he had a fine morning chief session.

by cg lip packer 69 January 4, 2017

Rank Out Session

A verbal insult dialogue usually won by the one with the loudest not necessarily the clearest voice

USA debate politics sometimes seems nothing more than a rank out session.

by Margarita Surf Jeff June 3, 2016

Octopus Fuck Session

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.

"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"

by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004

Peanut Butter Session

The act of spreading peanut butter across one's genitals so that a dog may lick it off and simultaneously create sensation and arousal.

My roommates weren't home the other day so I took the opportunity to have a peanut butter session with Rufus.

by Bootsy McCollins June 29, 2010