semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

Semen fused

when a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into a woman's face and her eyes become stuck together and fused

jon: im so sorry. i just semen fused your eyes together
Amy: #LessGlue!

by twerkalicious69 June 12, 2014

monkey semen

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

by NinNards May 15, 2017

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 08, 2017

Semen Sandwich

When you jizz in between their cheeks.

I was clapping her cheeks when I gave her a semen sandwich on the way out.

by MidnightBerry February 24, 2020

Semen Water

A salty glass of water

Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”

by thegreginc March 14, 2023

semen plug

When a huge amount of semen is built up in the anus of a homosexual

Man, that was huge semen plug that Derek finally was able to pass!

by Yamcha208 October 10, 2020