scary chicken

a scary chicken is a sex act often performed at parties in which the man paints their penis and testicles different colors, and teabags a woman on her face. for halloween, typical colors include black for the testicles and orange for the penis; for christmas, the goal is to emulate the look of mistletoe, with green testicles and a red painted penis.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave her a scary chicken last night. I got paint all over her face. It was hilarious.

Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.

by scarychickenlover September 11, 2022

Cooper Scarr

a autistic dog

Well your being a bit of an Cooper Scarr today.

by Ali Ligma November 17, 2019

shit scarred

An incident which left a mark in your memory and even the thought of it gives you chills.

Aaron - Why do you look so pale?
Harmony - That guy I just broke up, got me shit scarred!

by normanissleeping May 1, 2020

Oh oh scary!

the phrase you use when some one threantens you but you dont give a fuck

guy 1 your so ugly im going to kill you'
guy 2 Oh oh scary! oh shimber me timbers shut up man!

by spunchbop February 17, 2022

Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.

When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.

by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022

Scary Biscuits

adj.

A non-offensive expression to illustrate concern following a scary incident.

An example of 'work mouth', self-censorship.

Phrase originated in the episode 'Speedy Death' of the BBC series "The Mrs Bradley Mysteries" starring Diana Riggs.

-then a car pulled in front of me and I nearly fell off my bike
-scary biscuits!

by Etymologylover March 9, 2011

scary moose

First of all you need to have a mirror directly in front of your bed. Then, while you are POUNDING your girlfriend doggy style while facing that mirror you quickly pull your penis out and jam it in her anus as hard as you can while placing both hands behind her head with your fingers spread out. Look in the mirror at this exact moment and your girlfriend will turn into the fabled "Scary Moose" with sound effects and all. Find a scary moose and you will almost certainly lose a girlfriend!!!

I turned my girlfriend into a scary moose last night and haven't seen her sitting down since... come to think of it, I haven't seen her AT ALL since!!!

by King Daehlon August 26, 2009