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Saucy McMuffin 

When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.
Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"

Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."

Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."

Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
Saucy McMuffin by anon72298 December 9, 2013

saucy apples 

Alasters Personal dildo
Alaster loves to fuck saucy apples he shoves one up his concave every day
saucy apples by PBCU SAUCY APPLESSS September 21, 2015

saucy fireman 

An instance in which a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse ms the man proceeds to dress up as a firefighter and lather himself with pizza sauce. The idea is for the woman to add as many ingredients to the man as she would a pizza, and then eat the ingredients off the man.
"You want me to grab the cheese and jalapeños?"
"Sure I already have sauce for the saucy fireman"
saucy fireman by Slickwilly September 24, 2015

saucy dauce 

man with an illegitimatly small penis
man that penis is so saucy dauce
saucy dauce by Saucey dauce November 27, 2015

Saucy Chimichanga 

When during intercourse you ram your thumb into your partner's asshole so hard they shit all over you dick making the "Saucy Chimichanga"
Yeah, last night I gave the saucy chimichanga to lucy last night, she dumped me afterwards but it was so worth the experience.
Saucy Chimichanga by Sysconism October 14, 2016

Saucy Sausage 

An expression used when something is too "hot to handle."
... or when your dick is too "hot to handle."
'Last night he fed me his saucy sausage.'
Saucy Sausage by Henryg200 December 3, 2016