captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Sarcasmable

Able to be made into sarcasm

Whoa Jenny, that statement isn't sarcasmable

by King_Bradley March 15, 2017

Sarcasmic

Such brilliant use of sarcasm it brings on an orgasm

You: I absolutely LOVE Justin Beiber!

Friend: Whoah man! let me grab a tissue... that was totally sarcasmic!

by cartee January 19, 2013

Sarcasm

What people use to fuck with you without having you know it.
Or saying something dumb and have you believe it.

he was talking with sarcasm.

by A Mango May 31, 2018

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is a LEGENDARY thing legends use. It actually means when you say something but you don't mean it.

Bob: Yo dude!
Bonnie: Hi
Bob: you're gay *sarcastic tone*
Bonnie: That was sarcasm right?

by Itzlollyfox June 14, 2019

Sarcasm

What you don’t get.

Person 1: Sarcasm wont get you anywhere
Person 2: It got me to the International Sarcasam Olimpics in Perú 1995
Person 1:Really ?!
Person 2: No...

by Miércoles Addams y Durú February 21, 2019

sarcasm-ception

Using so much sarcasm that you become unsure whether you are actually being sarcastic or not

Sarcasm-ception is quite self explanitory

by Killat0n March 10, 2014