Anal Safari

The exploration of the anus during sexual intercourse.

"Gilbert went on an anal safari last night", translation "Gilbert had anal sex".

by natedawgthe2nd May 2, 2011

Going on Safari

The practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up porn, thus hiding embarassing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.

Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'

OR

Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'

by the gentleman caller August 29, 2011

Safari

An alternative to Internet Explorer or Firefox. Apparently faster than all other internet browsers.

I am using Safari to view this page

by Dj Full-Torque September 28, 2005

Rock Safe

The interlocking of two hands in the rock position.

'Man that band was awesome......gimme some Rock Safe '

by Hollington April 1, 2009

safdar

Internet Guru, All Knowing System Administrator

My system is down! I could really use Safdar.

by Safdar September 17, 2004

safe mode

When two computers want to have sex with each other (and not catch a virus), they must enter safe mode before proceeding with the act. Otherwise, the computers could Blue Screen and completely mess up their hard drive.

(This definition applies only to computers running Windows. Mac/Linux users need not worry about safe mode before letting their computers have sex).

Press F8 while your computer is booting up to enter safe mode. Then do whatever you want with it (you sick bastard).

by shadoxx July 25, 2008

safe word

In the practice of sado-masochism, a "safe word", is an agreed upon word uttered by the recipient masochist, when he/she can no longer tollerate any more pain administered by the sadist, during a session. Maybe also be used, to indicate they may need a temporary "break" in said session.

"Ouch...ouch...ouch...ouch...RED(safe word)!"

by D. Gould February 13, 2006