Shlong

Slang for penis. Usually is big.

Wow. Look at that shlong!

by DarylDixionIII May 12, 2014

Mega Shlong

A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.

My Mega Shlong is an old lady

by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022

shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 1, 2021

Magnum Shlong

Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.

Darren has a Magnum Shlong

by DaddyLobster69 November 26, 2021

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022

long shlong

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever

Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong

by skeeos February 20, 2020