The mental state where one has officially drank enough alcohol to be considered on an equivalent level with a retard. Typical symptoms include loss of ability to speak, hear, or perform basic life sustaining tasks. In order to determine the number of drinks one must consume to qualify for the status of drinking himself retarded a simple formula can be used:
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.
Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.
Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.
Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.
Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.
Look at Chino, he is showing no facial expressions, drooling on himself, pissed his pants, and cant seem to make basic complete sentences. I think he must have drank himself retarded.
Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.
Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.
by OJ Da Juiceman10 June 20, 2009
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-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.
-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.
-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??
YOU are musically retarded.
-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands
"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded
if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded
-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.
sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.
-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.
-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??
YOU are musically retarded.
-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands
"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded
if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded
-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.
sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!
my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.
*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.
by y2c June 15, 2009
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