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triggered and romantic mario

Racist, stupid "Mexican", flirty, romantic (with Falak), and loves to smooch in class, asks people to suck his **** in class.
triggered and romantic mario LOVES TO TALK WITH GIRLS DURING MATH
triggered and romantic mario LOVES FALAK SO MUCH
by akhsdkjahsdk May 9, 2018
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Romantic rival

A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you
Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes

Myrissa: yes

Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too

Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.

Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym

2 years later

BOOM BOOM

Ronald: what’s that

Me: IT’S ME

Ronald: oh shit

Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo

5 seconds later

Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss

Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end
by Afklabdor June 12, 2019
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Romantic

A blanket, gender-neutral term for someone you are romantically involved with. A synonym for "significant other" because "significant other" is too long to say.
Person 1: "Hey, how's your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "Oh, they came out as non-binary to me last night. It's funny, they thought it'd be a big deal but the hardest part so far has been trying to thing of something to call them that rolls off the tongue."
Person 1: "How about a Romantic?"
Person 2: "Like a sappy person?"
Person 1: "Sort of. That kind of thing is cute in a relationship, right? But like... if you said 'you're my romantic', that could work."
Person 2: "You might be right."
by anonymous October 4, 2020
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romantic hate

Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.
by fadjkals;fdsjkal; May 21, 2016
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Romantic nostalgia

An erotic desire to return in thought, or in fact, to a previous sexual/romantic experience. This takes place many times during masturbation or just simply during day dreaming. Rapists practice this form of reminiscence about their former lovers/victims. This is best succeeded when a rapist uses rapies, a sort of memento, to remind him of the encounter. Romantic nostalgia is also practiced by priests when trying to remember a certain sexual molestation victim that they liked but is no longer around to love/sodomize because they told their parents about the molestation.
"If it wasn't for romantic nostalgia, I couldn't have sex with my ugly, fat girlfriend."



"The devout priest kneeled before the cross and thanked God for romantic nostalgia and for supplying him with many children to sodomize."
by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
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romantic hate

Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.
by fadjkals;fdsjkal; May 21, 2016
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romanticize

the verb tense of the word romance.
he tried to romanticize me.
my boyfriend hasn't romanticized me in a LONG time
by ANGELA CARUSO + PORSCHE' POLK October 16, 2008
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