robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

robera

2 words HUGE DICK! If you see a guy and his name is robera let him fuck you No Cap

he is black and his name is robera

by barramundi hassan March 11, 2021

rebed

Going back to bed to sleep-off a hangover. Generally occurs in morning.

Not to be confused with Afternoon-nap or nooner

"I had a big drink yesterday and then I was woken up way too early by the kids squabling.

I had to rebed at 9am"

by Nooner king August 10, 2009

robert loerwald

sweet huge dick and is the sweetest bf ever he usually is not an asshole and is the best at sex

yung money robert loerwald is a sweet guy

by robbyjbabyy March 12, 2010

Robdingdium

A word learned by a classmate giving a presentation about a general educational experience. Though he will never actually explain the meaning of this word.

Three things I learned while doing a month of teacher's assisting: Kids like cookies, lunch is at noon, and Robdingdium.

by Jenny_Jenkins February 27, 2011

Roberting

To constantly be on one's phone during social situations.

How about you put your phone down and stop Roberting during dinner.

by Uribees January 16, 2014

robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses

Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014