jehovah's witness repellent

Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.

Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.

*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 27, 2022

ripley

amazing friend, nicest person ever, is loyal to her friends and would never let anyone hurt them.. awesome, cool

john: your smelly

ripley's best friend: why would you say that *starts to cry*

ripley: hey john *bitch slap* no one ever hurts my friends..

john: ahhh *runs away*

by mystery girl :O April 27, 2013

Hoe Repellent

Like Bug Spray that Repells Annoying Bugs...Well Hoe Repellant is like a Relly Ugly Guy that Basically Repells all Hoes that you talk to..

Hoe/Girl: Hey What You been Up To?
Guy: Nothing, Wanna Go Some Where?
*Hoe Repellent Enters Room*
Girl: Nahh Imma Go home Now.
Dammit Edward you Repelled Yet another Hoe..Fuck You..

by ThatOneGuyWithTheCoolUserName June 26, 2010

Take her, she's ripe

A phrase commonly used to describe the action of fucking a girl who recently turned legal; 18 years of age. Like a fruit reaching prime ripeness.

Dude, that chick just turned 18. Take her, she's ripe!

by riddle me that July 22, 2010

riply

An adjective for something cool.

"Man, those new shoes are so riply."
"That was a riply concert."

by piraticalbard October 9, 2006

Fudge Ripple

What i say when im angry.
A phrase to use instead of fuck.

UGH, FUDGE RIPPLE WHY DID I DO THAT?!

by jalapenocheddarbagel October 27, 2011

Woman repellent

What men do to deterred the advances of woman

" My boyfriend’s not-so-sexy stache. "

"My friend Ruben says his 'stache has limited his ability to pick up women, but he insists on wearing it anyway." Woman repellent

by Eric c December 2, 2013