Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

Ruben Studdard

Ruben is an awesome singer who did beat out Clay Aiken in American Idol... but noone should be mean about it... It isn't his fault he can sing!!! then again Clay can sing better than him

"Who are those two beautiful angels singing on the radio?"

"Oh that is just Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken!!"

by Ruben & Clay fan2004 February 5, 2004

Reuben Tan

Reuben Tan is doo doo. He is very sweaty and a try hard and no one likes him. Everyone knows that he is doo doo and very annoying. He thinks that he is the best at soccer and Fortnite, and this is true, but that is only because he is very sweaty and tryhard. Reuben Tan is doo doo

"Oh my god Reuben Tan is so annoying. He is such a damn sweat".

by ReubenTan_is_doo69 May 22, 2019

Ruben

The most chill of the child molesters. Ruben will take you on a church getaway and rape you in the bathroom.

PARTY AT RUBEN'S!

by LockSmithyLeo June 11, 2017

Paul Reubens

The pervert that ruined my childhood in 1991.

I was so pissed when I found out Paul Reubens was a perv.

by Morganne M December 17, 2008

rubenating

to rub one's lame ass on pixie sticks

Ruben was enjoying the pleasures of rubenating

by bigcheez February 19, 2014

Ruben Dij

A Manchester City defender who's name is spelt 'Ruben Dias' but is pronounced 'Ruben Dij'. He is an absolute tank.

Person A: Did you see the tackle from Ruben Dias?
Person B: Do you mean Ruben Dij?

by Bao Bunda!!!! November 30, 2021